I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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