When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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