I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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