party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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