He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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