just tell him i said nine months
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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