I wanna bring you to show and tell
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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