I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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