Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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