my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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