it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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