Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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