our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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