Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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