dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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