my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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