apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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