..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Randomize
