So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
YAS. BRING CRAB.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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