There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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