Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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