is your mom at the bar?
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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