Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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