How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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