Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
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go home
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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