I don't think brook has ever known best
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I have fence marks all over my body
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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