i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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