It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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