And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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