just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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