I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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