i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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