i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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