Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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