You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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