Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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