12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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