if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
MIDGETS
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i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
