What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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