I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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