Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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