super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Found your dick twin last night
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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