Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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