that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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