Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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