Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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