They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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