i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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