Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
