CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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