I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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