apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
ttyl tear gas
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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