More tranny stories later!
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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