Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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