I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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