I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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