i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Randomize